Ok, I’ve got my Harper story all planned out, but I need storyline ideas… basically, Harper meets a time-travelling Furfrou named ‘Dr. Frou’ and Dr. Frou takes him on an adventure through time and space… Any ideas?
Dr. Frou: Here is the dreidel!
Harper: Oh, yeah, HAPPY HANUKAH TO EVERYONE WHO CELEBRATES IT!
Dr. Frou: Here is the smurfs!
Harper: How can Papa Smurf be on a float and be a balloon at the same time?
Dr. Frou: Yeah, I saw the Smurfs 2 in theaters. Pretty okay if you ask me.
Harper: Ahh, toy wooden ducks. You gotta love em, buddy!
Dr. Frou: Oh, this is beautiful… beautiful performance!
Harper: Whoa, Manheim Steamroller!
Dr. Frou: I like that train. It would be nice to take a ride in that.
Harper: I agree!
Dr. Frou: And we’re back with the Macy’s Great American marching band!
Harper: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
Dr. Frou: And there are the elves!
Harper: YES! SANTA!
Dr. Frou: YO MY MAN!
Harper: So, that means, Christmas has officially begun!
Dr. Frou: 27 DAYS? Wow, I never knew Christmas was so close!
Harper: SANTA, MY MAN!!!
Dr. Frou: This was a great show!
Harper: So, everyone, have a happy Thanksgiving! Eat lots of good food, say what you’re thankful for and have a good time! I myself, am going to watch the movie Frozen in a few hours.
Dr. Frou: So, this is Dr. Frou.
Harper: And I’m Harper the Pancham, signing off!
Harper: Here is Buzz Lightyear!
Dr. Frou: I thought they already aired Toy Story of TERROR?
Harper: Oh, cookies. I’m getting hungry already!
Dr. Frou: Looks really tasty!
Harper: I’d like to take a dip in that jacuzzi!
Dr. Frou: Wow, that’s a huge marching band.
Harper: That’s a lng candy cane.
Dr. Frou: Look at that giant Cornucopia!
Harper: I see Yes Virginia coming around the corner.
Dr. Frou: This is a wonderful, beautiful song.
Harper: They just said Santa on the last commercial.
Dr. Frou: They didn’t mention Santa in this one.
Harper: I think Santa is after the next commercial after this commercial break.
Harper: This is an amazing float, but where’s PIKACHU? FALL OUT BOY? ADVENTURE TIME?
Dr. Frou: BOO!!!!!! Stop with the songs and give us Pikachu!
Harper: YES! FINALLY, TOOTHLESS!
Dr. Frou: Toothless is so adorable!
Harper: I see The Wizard of Oz coming our way.
Dr. Frou: The Goo-Goo Dolls are amazing, even if they’re lip-syncing!
Harper: Yeah, I agree. WAY better than One Direction.
Dr. Frou: Are they going to be in the parade?
Harper: From what I heard, no.
Dr. Frou: And here they are, The Wizard of Oz!
Harper: Austin Mahone… BUT WHAT ABOUT FALL OUT BOY!
Dr. Frou: AND PIKACHU?
Harper: The masters of jump-roping! I couldn’t even jump-rope for that long.
Dr. Frou: Much less dance while jump-roping.
Harper: And here’s the Zhu Zhu pets.
Dr. Frou: Debby Ryan is doing lip-sync pretty good.
Harper: Yeah. But where is PIKACHU?
Dr. Frou: BOO!!! WHO CARES ABOUT ZHU ZHU PETS? SHOW OUR MAN PIKACHU!
Harper: If Pikachu isn’t there, millions of Pokemon, including us, shall PROTEST!
Dr. Frou: Well anyways, there’s Spongebob!
Harper: F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all!
Dr. Frou: DOWN HERE IN THE BIG BLUE SEA!
Harper: I heard this song in that Pooh’s Adventures parody, what was it called?
Dr. Frou: Winnie the Pooh meets The Toxic Avenger.
Harper: Oh. While I think Godzilla destroyed a city, a mouse monster sung that song.
Dr. Frou: I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE SURF’S UP FLOAT, I WANT PIKACHU AND FALL OUT BOY!
Harper: And Adventure Time!
Dr. Frou: The biggest float?
Harper: Wizard of Oz?
Dr. Frou: Ok, BUT WHAT ABOUT PIKACHU?
Dr. Frou: And welcome back!
Harper: Nina, you look so pretty today! :D
Dr. Frou: She is BEAUTIFUL!
Harper: More marching bands!
Dr. Frou: When’s our friend Pikachu showing up?
Harper: I dunno, but I’m wishing him luck! And that his ears aren’t deflated this year..
Dr. Frou: Yeah! So Pikachu, represent us Pokemon well!
Harper: I don’t even think Pikachu might be showing up this year…
Dr. Frou: I hope he does… well, anyway, I like this song.
Harper: These guys do lip-syncing good.
Dr. Frou: The circus is in TOWN!
Harper: Pulled by a bunch of pretty white horses!
Dr. Frou: Yo there, my man Ronald!
Harper: Is PETA pissed about that as well?
Dr. Frou: I don’t know, they’d be pissed about a bunch of stuff then.
Harper: And we’re back!
Dr. Frou: There’s the Brooklyn Bridge!
Harper: They did a nice job on recreating the bridge… and LOOK! CHERYL LLYOLD!
Dr. Frou: She sings nice, even with lip sync.
Harper: Diary of a Wimpy Kid!
Dr. Frou: I love that book series, it’s hilarious.
Harper: True! I don’t have the whole collection though….
Dr. Frou: FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE!!!!
Harper: I love hearing this song on this radio, I always sing along to it.
Dr. Frou and Harper: * singing along *
Dr. Frou: Hey, look a hippo!
Harper: All of the balloons go to Universal? Wow, I wish I was there right now.
Dr. Frou: Yeah, they have great rides.
Dr. Frou: Sorry we’re late guys!
Harper: Oh look, Sesame Street!
Dr. Frou: Oh, this looks like a good show.
Harper: These guys sing good!
Dr. Frou: I know, I never knew Jimmy Fallon sang that good!
Harper: Look, there’s Hello Kitty in her plane!
Dr. Frou: Hello Kitty started from a vinyl coin purse? I never knew that!
Harper: Oh, you gotta love marching bands. They can always make songs sound epic with NO WORDS!
Dr. Frou: GOLDFISH!!! AND FIFTH HARMONY!!! :D
Harper: This song is MY JAM!
It’s going good! Relaxing and mellow right now.
I had to take care of a Scraggy who was vandalizing a wall, but he didn’t put up much of a fight. I just chased him off, that’s all.