Harper the Pancham

My god, I’ve forgotten this blog exists….

pizzastevesgirlfriend:

pizzastevesgirlfriend:

I clicked hippy names and I got bongofreak

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll name a character in my webcomic bongofreak

reblahggin so that more peeps can see

OOC

Ok, I’ve got my Harper story all planned out, but I need storyline ideas… basically, Harper meets a time-travelling Furfrou named ‘Dr. Frou’ and Dr. Frou takes him on an adventure through time and space… Any ideas?

Liveblogging the Parade Part 11

Dr. Frou: Here is the dreidel!

Harper: Oh, yeah, HAPPY HANUKAH TO EVERYONE WHO CELEBRATES IT!

Dr. Frou: Here is the smurfs!

Harper: How can Papa Smurf be on a float and be a balloon at the same time?

Dr. Frou: Yeah, I saw the Smurfs 2 in theaters. Pretty okay if you ask me.

Harper: Ahh, toy wooden ducks. You gotta love em, buddy!

Dr. Frou: Oh, this is beautiful… beautiful performance!

Harper:  Whoa, Manheim Steamroller!

Dr. Frou: I like that train. It would be nice to take a ride in that.

Harper: I agree!

Dr. Frou: And we’re back with the Macy’s Great American marching band!

Harper: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!

Dr. Frou: And there are the elves!

Harper: YES! SANTA!

Dr. Frou: YO MY MAN!

Harper: So, that means, Christmas has officially begun!

Dr. Frou: 27 DAYS? Wow, I never knew Christmas was so close!

Harper: SANTA, MY MAN!!!

Dr. Frou: This was a great show!

Harper: So, everyone, have a happy Thanksgiving! Eat lots of good food, say what you’re thankful for and have a good time! I myself, am going to watch the movie Frozen in a few hours.

Dr. Frou: So, this is Dr. Frou.

Harper: And I’m Harper the Pancham, signing off!

Liveblogging the Parade Part 9

Harper: Here is Buzz Lightyear!

Dr. Frou: I thought they already aired Toy Story of TERROR?

Harper: Oh, cookies. I’m getting hungry already!

Dr. Frou: Looks really tasty!

Harper: I’d like to take a dip in that jacuzzi!

Dr. Frou: Wow, that’s a huge marching band.

Harper: That’s a lng candy cane.

Dr. Frou: Look at that giant Cornucopia!

Harper: I see Yes Virginia coming around the corner.

Dr. Frou: This is a wonderful, beautiful song.

Harper: They just said Santa on the last commercial.

Dr. Frou: They didn’t mention Santa in this one.

Harper: I think Santa is after the next commercial after this commercial break.

Liveblogging the Parade, part 6

Harper: This is an amazing float, but where’s PIKACHU? FALL OUT BOY? ADVENTURE TIME?

Dr. Frou: BOO!!!!!! Stop with the songs and give us Pikachu!

Harper: YES! FINALLY, TOOTHLESS!

Dr. Frou: Toothless is so adorable!

Harper: I see The Wizard of Oz coming our way.

Dr. Frou: The Goo-Goo Dolls are amazing, even if they’re lip-syncing!

Harper: Yeah, I agree. WAY better than One Direction.

Dr. Frou: Are they going to be in the parade?

Harper: From what I heard, no.

Dr. Frou: And here they are, The Wizard of Oz!

Harper: Austin Mahone… BUT WHAT ABOUT FALL OUT BOY!

Dr. Frou: AND PIKACHU?

Harper: The masters of jump-roping! I couldn’t even jump-rope for that long.

Dr. Frou: Much less dance while jump-roping.

Harper: And here’s the Zhu Zhu pets.

Dr. Frou: Debby Ryan is doing lip-sync pretty good.

Harper: Yeah. But where is PIKACHU?

Dr. Frou: BOO!!! WHO CARES ABOUT ZHU ZHU PETS? SHOW OUR MAN PIKACHU!

Harper: If Pikachu isn’t there, millions of Pokemon, including us, shall PROTEST!

Dr. Frou: Well anyways, there’s Spongebob!

Harper: F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all!

Dr. Frou: DOWN HERE IN THE BIG BLUE SEA!

Harper: I heard this song in that Pooh’s Adventures parody, what was it called?

Dr. Frou: Winnie the Pooh meets The Toxic Avenger.

Harper: Oh. While I think Godzilla destroyed a city, a mouse monster sung that song.

Dr. Frou: I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE SURF’S UP FLOAT, I WANT PIKACHU AND FALL OUT BOY!

Harper: And Adventure Time!

Dr. Frou: The biggest float?

Harper: Wizard of Oz?

Dr. Frou: Ok, BUT WHAT ABOUT PIKACHU?

Liveblogging the Parade, Part 4

Dr. Frou: And welcome back! 

Harper: Nina, you look so pretty today! :D

Dr. Frou: She is BEAUTIFUL!

Harper: More marching bands! 

Dr. Frou: When’s our friend Pikachu showing up?

Harper: I dunno, but I’m wishing him luck! And that his ears aren’t deflated this year..

Dr. Frou: Yeah! So Pikachu, represent us Pokemon well!

Harper: I don’t even think Pikachu might be showing up this year…

Dr. Frou: I hope he does… well, anyway, I like this song.

Harper: These guys do lip-syncing good.

Dr. Frou: The circus is in TOWN!

Harper: Pulled by a bunch of pretty white horses!

Dr. Frou: Yo there, my man Ronald!

Harper: Is PETA pissed about that as well?

Dr. Frou: I don’t know, they’d be pissed about a bunch of stuff then.

Liveblogging the Parade, Part 2

Harper: And we’re back!

Dr. Frou: There’s the Brooklyn Bridge!

Harper: They did a nice job on recreating the bridge… and LOOK! CHERYL LLYOLD!

Dr. Frou: She sings nice, even with lip sync.

Harper: Diary of a Wimpy Kid!

Dr. Frou: I love that book series, it’s hilarious.

Harper: True! I don’t have the whole collection though….

Dr. Frou: FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE!!!! 

Harper: I love hearing this song on this radio, I always sing along to it.

Dr. Frou and Harper: * singing along *

Dr. Frou: Hey, look a hippo! 

Harper: All of the balloons go to Universal? Wow, I wish I was there right now.

Dr. Frou: Yeah, they have great rides. 

Liveblogging the Parade

Dr. Frou: Sorry we’re late guys!

Harper: Oh look, Sesame Street!

Dr. Frou: Oh, this looks like a good show.

Harper: These guys sing good!

Dr. Frou: I know, I never knew Jimmy Fallon sang that good!

Harper: Look, there’s Hello Kitty in her plane!

Dr. Frou: Hello Kitty started from a vinyl coin purse? I never knew that!

Harper: Oh, you gotta love marching bands. They can always make songs sound epic with NO WORDS!

Dr. Frou: GOLDFISH!!! AND FIFTH HARMONY!!! :D

Harper: This song is MY JAM!